May 2013
“All of life is a foreign country.”
– Jack Kerouac (via man-of-prose)
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joetrohnam:
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman (via vacants)
multipack:
*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*
“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
shixn:
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
“The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to. ”
– Carl Sandburg (via mirroir)
